Just when you think everything’s going great… Your cat will projectile hairball all over your brand new carpet 😛...

I’d like to say there’s no excuse for going so long without updating but I have several very good excuses, to include moving into a house and working to make it pretty....

The finals were today for the speech contest that my students and I have been working on for the last 2 months. I was pretty convinced that my kids would take first, second, and third place and even more so after I saw all the speeches....

One of my students came in today with a bag of candy to pass out during homeroom. He got through the whole class and there was tons left so I said jokingly, “What, don’t you want to give some to your favorite teacher?”...

Um… That’s all I really wanted to say about that....

I was thinking that I hadn’t updated in quite a while which probably doesn’t much matter since I’m not so sure anyone reads this. It would be helpful if I gave out the address but ya know, you just can’t trust the sleeze balls on the web. I got...

…as a matter of fact, I did pass my teacher certification tests! Thanks for asking 🙂 Granted, a fairly adept 6th grader could have passed one of them but the other two were reasonably challenging, and arguably tough. But this post isn’t about gloating. I’d hate for you to...

I just got back from the eye doctor and since I had my eyes dilated I can’t see a damn thing. Not even this post really, so forgive any errors, I’ll go back and correct them tomorrow. I can’t stand having drops put in my eyes, especially when they...

The air force sucks. Kiss my ass stupid people. Thanks for ruining everything. 🙁...

So today in church (according to my mom, I was bad and didn’t attend) the reading was from the book of Genesis where Adam and Eve discover that they are naked and cover themselves. Now this begs the question: How did the first two people on earth know which...