Author: EMB

Numbers Game

Just as an observation: Tonight on my way to dinner I noticed that my odometer in my car had just hit 55,555 miles. Five 5’s on May 5th 2005. Kinda ironic don’t you think? It was suggested that I play the lottery but then I asked myself, what numbers?...

Contemplating Cat Toys

So the cats have this toy. It’s a plastic stick with a long leopard print “tail” attached to it. On the very end there is a bundle of feathers. The thing is easily 4 feet long. They are in love with this toy. No matter how often I collect...

Looking Older

Most people say they feel (or don’t feel) older after a birthday but I apparently look older. Having always looked younger than my age i’m regularly mistaken for a teenager. The most insulting was when a volunteer at my school thought I was essentially in the class that I...

Magic Birthday

When I was 10 I had a friend who told me that she was having her magic birthday that year. I had no idea what she was talking about so I asked and she told me, its when you turn the age of the date of you birthday (So...

Habits

I’m a creature of habit: I eat the same thing for lunch every single day. I always buckle my seat belt before I turn on the engine, and my morning routine is so set that you could set your watch by it. So you can imagine how flustered I...

Just an Observation

You know those people who say they want their wedding day to be “the happiest day of their life” Well I feel really bad for those people. If the wedding is the best it gets, you don’t have a whole hell of a lot to look forward to do...

Bad Grammar

So, i’ve decided to be a completely certifiable nerd and collect bad grammar. That’s right. I collect bad grammar Well it’s for my students anyway. I’m trying to show them that basically, there are a lot of stupid people out there who butcher the english language. Not that i’m...

Nothing Much

You may not have even noticed (mwahaha!) that I added a counter at the bottom of my page and amazingly enough, people actually DO read my page! So I feel an obligation to my loyal fans to update every now and then. I’m becoming inspired to make some more...

Countdown to Freedom

There are officially 32 and 2/2* days until summer vacation starts. For those of you sticking your tongues out at me for gloating, let me assure you that you would never want to leave you child with a teacher who did not have 2 months off during the summer....

Amazing

Hey everyone! I figured out how to fix it so the non spam comments can be shown. I’ve only gotten a few so far I know how to make it work now. So if you have something nice to say, please say it! I’d really like to know just...