Well, we made our first Thanksgiving meal today. It was fun. Not fun like shopping with someone else’s credit card fun but more, fun like washing every pot I own 3 times. Okay, it wasn’t that bad. Spending time with family is always great and that I mean sincerely. But forgetting that you need to thaw a turkey is something I will not do next time. I repeat, next year I will not be forced to stay up for 8 hours on a 30 minute water changing rotation. (Don’t ask, it’s what the emergency turkey hotline said to do. Yes, there’s a turkey hotline. Yes, I called it. Stop laughing.)
Wait, next year someone else gets to cook.
Now let the shopping fun begin!