So today in church (according to my mom, I was bad and didn’t attend) the reading was from the book of Genesis where Adam and Eve discover that they are naked and cover themselves.
Now this begs the question: How did the first two people on earth know which parts to cover?
No really. Think about it. Can’t you see them holding up the fig leaves going, “I know we’re supposed to put these somewhere?!” Just think, they could have chosen the knee and the nose or maybe even an ear. Elbow perhaps? Can you imagine what our bathing suits could look like?
“Gasp! Honey, that man has his nose exposed! Cover their eyes!”
Go on, think about it.